I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller

Life of a D-list basketball star

What you gonna do…

As I write this I am a fugitve from the law.

In Britian, 4 speeding tickets will get your license suspended indefinetely, 5 will get you thrown in jail. I had 7 in 6 weeks. Not because I’m speed racer (36mph in a 30 zone is hardly Lewis Hamilton) but because I’m an idiot. I honestly didn’t realize the light flash I saw everytime I came down Hinckley Road was a speed camera until after I got the 7 tickets in the mail. I thought it was probably a strobe light in the Kebab shop across the street, maybe they do disco nights, who knows? So when I went back to the States in May from Leicester, I assumed that was the end of it since I don’t own a British license.

So Today I got a phone call from the my General Manager in Leicester when I was there last year,  ’Flinder, 2 police officers were at your old apartment yesterday. They have a warrant for your arrest. Please call them immediately.’

My run continues, the case remains unsolved.

October 16, 2009 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , | 3 Comments

   

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